Tea bags

She was lying on her bed with two small black wet sacks covering both of her eye lids and the perimeter of her eyes. Appeared frozen like a stone, she was not moving even an inch. Being so curious, I walked towards her.

'Jangan kacau Yam lah.' she murmed annoyed at my presence. Or I would say embarrased at her current situation. Nevertheless, not an inch of her body moved.

Then I realised it was two wet tea bags that was covering her eyes.

'Apa la boh uncang teh kat mata. Mana nak hilang sembam doh.'

'Ada... Yam tengok internet dia kata jadi.'

'Ya lah, tapi orang bukak isi uncang teh tu lumur habis kat mata. Direct treatment kot. Baru jadi.'

'Mana ada orang buat kerja gila camtu!'

And I walked out of the room.

The next morning I went to her room only to find her busy cleaning her bed. With a stressed out face, she took off her bed lining and pillow cases, lifting it up high in the air and hitting it hard with her hand.

'Awak kibas apa ni?'

'Awak lah ni kata keluarkan isi uncang tu. Habis dah kering serbuk tu lekat kat muka Yam pagi ni. Pastu habis dia jatuh-jatuh kat katil Yam!' she was clearly mad.

'Awak buat betul-betul???' after 5 seconds... BAHAHAHAHAHA!

'Tak nak kawan awak!!'